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kaloy781
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SWEETS

Pagkagaling ni pacquiao sa amerika..

PACQUIAO: Honey, buksan mo nga ‘yung
sweets.
JINKY: Nasaan, honey? Ang lambing mo
naman at may pasalubong ka pa sa akin!
PACQUIAO: ‘Yung sweets ng ilaw. Ang
dilim kaya!

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ULILANG PANDAK

Juan: Pedro, bakit ang pandak mo?
Pedro: Kasi bata palang ako, ulila na ako.
Juan: Eh ano naman koneksyon non sa pagiging
pandak mo?
Pedro: Walang nagpalaki sa akin!

affraid
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hahaha.... ito pa oh


TRIP-TRIP LANG
Killer: Father mangungum-pisal po ako.
Father: Ano ang kasalanan mo?
Killer: Pumatay po ako ng 20 tao.
Father: Bakit?
Killer: Kasi po naniniwala sila sa Diyos! Kayo po naniniwala ba?
Father: Dati...pero ngayon trip trip na lang!

umatras ang relihiyon ni father hehehe... Very Happy Very Happy
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MALAPIT NA

May isang bagong kasal...
Misis: Honey, malapit na tayong maging
tatlo dito sa bahay!
Mister: Talaga ba Honey? Pinasaya mo ako
sa balita mo!
Misis: Oo, dito na titira ang Nanay ko!

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Shocked
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COMPLETE VERSION
Dad: Anak, bili mo ko soft drinks
Anak: Coke o Pepsi?
Dad: Coke!
Anak:Diet o Regular?
Dad: Regular!
Anak:Bote O Can?
Dad: Bote!
Anak: 8 oz. o Litro?
Dad: Punyeta! Tubig na lang!
Anak: Natural o Mineral?
Dad: Mineral!
Anak: Malamig o Hindi?
Dad: Hampasin kaya kita ng walis?
Anak: tambo o ting ting
Dad: Animal ka!
Anak: Baka o Baboy?
Dad: Layas!
Anak: Ngayon o bukas?
Dad: Ngayon na!!!
Anak: Hatid mo ko o hindi?
DAd: Patayin kaya kita?
Anak: Saksakin o barilin?
Dad: Babarilin!!
Anak: Ulo o Tiyan?
Dad: Pesteeeee!!!!
Anak: Ipis o Daga?
Dad: Waaaaaaaahhhh!!!
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makulet na bata..hahaha..nice nice nice.. lol!
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You will NOT believe
this sign!

SIGN IN A PHILADELPHIA STORE WINDOW

“WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS
THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER!”

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in
Philadelphia.
You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory
statement.
However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our
greatest liberty.
And after all, it is just a sign.
You may ask. What kind of business would dare post such a sign?

Answer: A Funeral Home
(Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)
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IBa ang Pinoy
A robot that can catch thieves invented by Scotland Yard Police was
tested in a London Mall. In 5 min. 3 thieves were nabbed by the robot.

Again they tested it in a New York Mall, in 5 min. 10 thieves were nabbed.

They tested it in the Philippines’ Mall of Asia, in 3 min. the robot disappeared.
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Long ago, Men who sacrificed everything and gave up their lives were called Heroes and Saints...



Now...



They are called Husbands...
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hehehe isa ata ako dun... sana nung unang panahon na lang para hero ang tawag sa kin...

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ALING DIONISIA

Manny: Bakit Ka Umiiyak?

Nanay Dionisia: Kasi sabi ng Doctor tatangagalan daw ako ng butlig

Manny: Oh Butlig lang pala...

Nanay Dionisia: kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang o… Pero bakit naman butligs pa…..


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Gh0st Unit wrote:
Long ago, Men who sacrificed everything and gave up their lives were called Heroes and Saints...



Now...



They are called Husbands...

haha..ako HERO ako..haha.. lol!
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Share ko lng

CHINESE NAMES
> Born during the night - Andy Lim
> Born blind - Kenneth Sy
> Born being swindled - Lino Co
> Born while cooking - Nilo Toh
> Born as 10th child - Sam Po
> Born while being courted - Lily Gaw
> Born fat - Bob Uy
> Born little - Kathy Ting
> Born different - Eva Yan
> Born with porridge - Lino Gaw
> Born looking for someone - Allen Sia
> Born while counterfeiting - Faye King
> Born during Sunday - Lyn Go
> Born with malice - Mali Sia
> Born angry with someone - Ally Tan
> Born with picture - Lara Huan
> Born with sweets - Ken Dy
> Born undefined - Sam Ting
> Born while taking a bath - Lily Go
> Born not to take a bath - Dinah Lily Go
> Born while buying - Bill Lee
> Born secretly - Tina Go
> Born to pass flatus - Otto Tin
> Born ugly - Kaw Yan



"NEVER argue with idiots! They drag you down to their level and beat you up every time!"
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>Born With Trainor - Ele Yon
>Born Handsome - Mel Yan
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>Born With Burloloy - Ka loy
Very Happy
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kaloy781 wrote:
>Born With Trainor - Ele Yon
>Born Handsome - Mel Yan

astig men!!!.. panalo!..

BORN WITH FEMININE ORGAN = PEM PEM

lol!
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ano tunog ng baril???

pempempempempempempempeeeeemmmm

elephant -> bad to may panusok oh..
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