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PostSubject: JOKE TIME v.1.0   Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:33 pm

Huwag mong ikakahiya kung may eyebag ka…
kasi…
pinagpupuyatan mo yan…
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Boyet: inay ano po ulam natin??
Nanay: tingnan mo na lang sa ref natin anak
Boyet: eh wala naman po tayo ref hindi ba??
Nanay:Eh d wala tayong ulam, anak konting utak naman!!!
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BF: wow Hon!! ang sarap naman ng style u!!! pagkatapos ng love making natin pinangunguya mo pa ako ng chewing gum!!!
GF: Chewing gum???hindi oy!!! condom mo yung iniabot ko sa yu.. hehehe
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huwag kang maniniwala sa ibang tao
kasi baka mali ang advice nila
huwag ka rin maniniwala sa akin
kasi baka mali din ako
isa lang ang dapat mong paniwalaan!!!
REDHORSE!!!
Dahil ” ito ang tama!!!”
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Anak: Tay, nasugatan ako!!!
Tatay: Buti nga hindi ka umiyak.. Lalaki talaga ang anak ko!!!
anak: syempre naman po tay, sabi nga sa kanta ni Fergie, “Big Girls don’t cry!!!”
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Japanese archeologist digging 100m down found copper wire says
“Very good!!!our great ancestors of 1000 years already had telephone!!!”
Americans dug 200m and found optical cable says
“my God!!! this means our great forefathers already had broadband 2000 yrs ago!!!”
Pinoy digs 500m and found nothing says
“anlupit ng mga ninuno natin WIRELESS!!!”
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Tatay: aba!!! himala bakit isang oras ka lang sa telepono?? dati eh anim na oras ka.. sino ba yun??
anak: hindi ko kilala eh WRONG NUMBER daw po
Tatay: leche!!!
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Sweets… Sweets… please.. Sweets please honey…
Pacquiao: jinky, honey ko. buksan mo na yan Sweets
jinky: nasaan honey? loving talga ang manny ng buhay ko..mwuah,mwuah,mwuah
Pacquiao:hindi honey yung Sweets ng ilaw..pakibukas hindi kasi ako makakita.. sobrang dilim dito
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Guro: ano ang past tense ng “Bati”??
Juan: binati po mam.
Guro: ang present tense??
Juan: binabati po mam
Guto: ang future tense?
Juan: lalabasan na po mam
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A guy gave 3 roses to his GF. the girl said ” oh boy!! your so romantic!! why did you gave me 3 roses
the boy said ” kasi hindi puwedeng bumili ng isa lang… tatlo sampu talaga!!!”
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Pinoy talasalitaan:
KALMOT: haplos ng nasasarapan
Dakma: hawak ng sobra sa pagnanasa
DAHAS: pwersang pakiusap sa maarteng kausap
GAHASA: romansang walang ligawan
BATI: pagroromansa sa sarili sa pamamagitan ng kamay
Mahal: damdamaing nakakabuntis
O: sarap na pinipigil-pigil
Ooh: sarap na di mapigil-pigil
ooooohhhhh: sarap na sarap na di papipigil
hahaha: tawa ng manyakis na nagbabasa nito
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Juan: pare, sinabi mo daw sa syota ko na supot pa ako??!!!
Ben: hindi totoo yan pare ang sinabi ko lang malapit ka ng tuliin
Juan: ah ok.. akala ko nilaglag mo na ako!!!
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MMDA(with pen and ticket) to a traffic violator
MMDA: name?
Foreigner driver: Wilhelm von Corgrinski Papakovitz
MMDA: Ahh.. Next time be careful ha
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Girl: ganda ng skirt mo Girl
Girl2: sorpresa ng mister ko
girl: san nabili??
girl2: ewan.. nakita ko na lang sa ilalim ng kama namin kaninang umaga!!!
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if youre ears itch, someone is thinking of you..
if youre eyes itch, someone wants to see you..
if youre lips itch, someone is dying to kiss you
if youre entire body itches.. hehehe
ano akala mo?? ligo ka na oi…

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