Dear Systems Administrator
I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0
to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child
processing, and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0
installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems
initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5 and Billiards 5.3 no longer run
and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected
Saturday Basketball 6.3 always fails and Saturday Shopping 1 runs
instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst
attempting to run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about
going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but de-install doesn't work on this
program. Can you please help??
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding.
Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife1.0
is merely a UTILITIES AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM , whereas Wife 1.0 is
an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You are
unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to
Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is
impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the
system once installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0
or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual
under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I recommend you keep it installed and
deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems
occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\ I
APOLOGIZE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be
necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGIZE a number of times but hopefully
eventually the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance program, can be very
rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional
software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do NOT under any
circumstances install Secretary 2.1(Short Skirt Version) , as this is
not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost
Best of luck.